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Total Medals Earned: 70 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,435 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 6/1/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 6/1/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 6/1/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 6/17/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 6/17/09
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin 25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 2/10 (60/485 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 11/2/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 11/2/10
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 11/2/10
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 11/2/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
WSW Tribute Unlocked 11/2/10
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 6/17/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 6/17/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 6/17/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead Unlocked 6/17/09
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication Unlocked 6/17/09
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
Animal Control Unlocked 6/17/09
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
UberPWNT Unlocked 6/17/09
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 7/14 (135/415 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 1/14/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 1/14/15
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 6/17/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? 25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter 50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/27/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 6/9/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Pico's School

Overkill Unlocked 6/13/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Unlocked 6/13/09
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day Unlocked 6/13/09
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Brutal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)